Hollywood Address Book 📭
You scream. I scream. They all screamed at Epstein.
Prom queens and kings, even pre-teens.
Over 18? Might need to be prescreened.
Hang it up creep to never be seen. Too Soon? Sorry it seems mean. Oh well!
For all you other Hollywood Pedophiles in the rolodex, you’ve got mail.
Love Made To Order 🥩
This is Real Foodie love: Klay & Megan.
You got light and dark roast meat chilling on Texas toast.
This is it, feels like a legit perfect combination of Texas brisket.
We’re all for relationship bliss.
But the analytics say they don’t see the union having a happy ending, as they both suffered foot injuries. Season ending.
Say It Ain’t So Lizzo 💊
I love my body as it is: Yeah, if so say. Ya know lying comes with loose skin.
We’re just like you, “we tried everything under the kitchen sink” from A to Z even OZEMP. Feeling good as hell?? Umm everyone knows it’s a struggle losing the midsection bubble.
Queen Of Hook And Fertility 🪝
Riri, you make all the other industry females irrelevant and celibate. One could imagine it’s been a Rocky Road for baby number 3.
Filled with ups and browns.
Wishing you to healthy pregnancy and that your body snaps back, A$AP.
Scripted Tears And Monologue 🏆
Hooray. Yippee. Makeup filled hippies.
It’s the 77th edition of the Emmy’s. TV’s best.
OMG I love you so much. I couldn’t do this without my publicist.
Trust. Deep breathing and teleprompter reading.
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THE RHYME FACTORY NEWS.
OMG we love you so much, it feels like a dream come true. Pixie dust.
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